So what does a guy do when confronted with 27 versions of "You Don't Have to Say You Love Me", but not a single "Shipoopy"? What does he do when lost in the conundrum of being able to listen to "Draw the Line" but not the superior "Kings and Queens" from the same album? Where does he turn when Freddy Fender has been swept under the rug by Baldemar Huerta?
Why, to adolescent over-the-top sex jams, of course. And this dark, hilarious corner of Rhapsody didn't let me down. At the risk of alienating anyone with taste on only my second post, here's a short playlist of some of the classics:
Monty Python - Penis Song
Joe Walsh - I.L.B.T.'s
Eazy-E - Automobile
Blowfly - [I can't even type this one in public]
MC Paul Barman - Cock Mobster