A quick update here: three weeks later I'm still unable to successfully log in using the Rhapsody application. Yesterday I got an update from the "Tier 2 Escalation Department" that "We have checked our records and found that this case has been already forwarded to the appropriate department for further research. I am sure that the issue will be fixed at the earliest and will let you know regarding the updates."
Tell that to my useless, unsynced Sansa, "Jack".
Well, at least the Rhapsody Online Flash player's brief reign of terror ended today.
Here's one song for the general situation:
Lone Rose Holding Now - Melvins
In much more auspicious news, the President wasn't the only one to arrive in Fort Myers yesterday: